Why am I so fat?
Do I need experience before I sign on with you?
Nope, you need enthusiasm… and a pair of trainers
Should I be able to bench press my sister?
Excellent question, this would depend on your sister
How much do you charge for a session?
That depends we look at each request on a case by case basis
I want to be muscular but I’m worried if I get off my couch it might float away, can you help?
Yes, but not with your helium filled couch. That was a bad decision you made that you now have to live with.